Potato-sugar contains impurities of sulphuric acid, iron sulphate, and lime. … Wines gallised with potato-sugar are consequently pro tanto poisonous, and the use of such sugars in brewing becomes a matter of questionable permissibility.

Not to mention how does a woman hold up the massive weight of her F.U.P.A. (fat upper pussy area) long enough for her mate to reach orgasm before her and his portly arms tire.

The hard words in the passage have been spelled phonetically.

He dropped a real clanger when he criticized the paraplegic for not standing.