The way she said ‘dinner’ and the way she said ‘champagne’ gave meat and liquid their exact difference […].

I'm getting off the B6 bus in Chinatown. But that's fucked up, because what happened to Niggatown? D.C. supposed to be 75 percent black, and we ain't got no Niggatown. I should call up comedian Paul Mooney and say, “Yo, D.C. ain't got no Niggatown, black. What's up wit' dat?”

There are two types of bohonda net hunts. One type is directed by a nkangohonda (bush pig charmer), a sorcerer-hunter who handles bush pigs as easily as if they were dogs, gathering herds of them about him and even holding them by their necks.

I can't believe how many people still fall for the coin glued to the sidewalk.