After all the build up, the ending of the story was an anticlimactic letdown.

Your fault for bein' so lackwit, ours for givin' you leave.

If you get any taller, you'll start having to duck through doorways!

DEAR Home Lover: In response to a request published in your column last week, signed “Irish,” I am sending you one of my favorite potato recipes.[…]POTATOPHILE.