Although the Cook Islands held a referendum in 1994, when voters rejected a name change, the yearning for a decolonised identity has not disappeared.

So Kenny stayed back and said notliing, and the dude took his issues and limped up to the register, and life went on, every bit as craptabulous as before, the whole thing a nonevent, a not-amazing nonstory.

There are surprisingly many universities in the Maritimes.

Pulling away, Brennan felt his shin swack against Glass's shin, but Glass kept moving.