Her office should go with it and put out a press release listing foul-mouthed sex acts: Liz Mathis endorses the Rusty Trombone, the Dirty Sanchez, teabagging, donkey punches, the Houdini, and felching. But nothing too gross, like kissing or eye contact. — (comment posted by Hypervocal)

Pirate spiders (Family Mimetidae) use aggressive mimicry in their capture of spiders, by producing vibratory stimuli on webs, thereby inducing a predatory response of the resident.

And it's hard to learn, and it's hard to love / When you're giving me such sweet nothing

“My boy came home last night,” sang the waitress. “Oh, I say–how topping for you !” gurgled the cashier.