Presently, there are 200 kms. motorable double line roads, 182 kms. motorable single line roads, 109 kms. jeepable roads and 197 kms. less than jeepable ones.

Some women are so self-conscious, so unwilling to let people see them even for one day without their hair styled, that when it’s time for a new ’do, they make midnight appointments to ensure a perfect coiffure by the time the rest of the world is rising.

Dutch Oven = Farting in bed & then lifting the blankets.

Porgie Sproggins. Cave man. Brute. Hulking, enormous, shaggy-haired, prognathous jawed, a veritable Cro-magnard type. Bluely unshaven and scowling.