What are now called ‘Native Americans’ used to be called Indians.

An older man made this remark when he left the bar to urinate: Well, I'll go back and shake hands with the unemployed. Since he was heading for the men's room I didn't get the significance of this statement for a minute or so; it was, of course, a reference to sexual inactivity.

He scorned my wholesome kennel fare, toothing out dainties and leaving the grosser portions to be finished by the other dogs.

He's got nicotine stains on his fingers.