Years ago, my job at an employment outplacement firm was to train and counsel groups of recently riffed employees.

[…] the shoare of siluer streaming Themmes, Whose rutty Bancke, the which his Riuer hemmes, Was paynted all with variable flowers,

Stir the gravy until there are no more lumps.

Oh, here comes the Colonel unmetamorphoſed ; now for another Scene of Diſſimulation.