His children have names like Django Unchained and Skeletor. His kitchen has its own doner kebab machine. He’s the stuff of a Channel 4 commissioning editor’s answered prayers.

And still the strawberries continue to be shipped from this point by the refrigeratorfuls—a good sign that the berries are still bearing well, despite the extremely dry weather and the cold snaps.

You can start as soon as you get the go-ahead from the president.

All of the years that they went to school they costed a lot of money, whereas the chance that they ever will contribute to the gainside is very low.