Our governor has just vetoed a bill that would offer more money to our schools. How do you like them apples?

We went so far as to stop in a hotel on the way out of Speyer — to ask for directions — but the teenaged girl personing the desk there seemed to be such an idiot[…]

The company even sent me a photograph of Spykes surrounded by other tiny liquor bottles with names like Blue 100 and 99 Bananas Schnapps to suggest just how thoroughly noninnovative this particular product is.

This Blue shows the remarkable, sleek bodyline of the breed.