He's acting crazy because he's on crack right now.

This memorial will show our ageless respect to those who died.

Michael, this my behest have thou in charge, Take to thee from among the Cherubim Thy choice of flaming Warriours, least the Fiend

He told tales of gangs of young British men hired as crew then left to run riot on luxury yachts and also of a stag do he'd attended where competitive tales of sexual excess culminated in one man bragging about donkey-punching a girl a sadistic act performed by a man to heighten his own pleasures.