Cooper seems an odd choice, but imagine if they had taken MTV's advice and chosen Robert Pattinson?

[…] but their increasingly compromised well-being undermines their laser focus and productivity. They unwittingly take a route that leads toward burnout and […]

With regard to definition-writing students, as a result of having spent years padding out written assignments in order to meet word-length requirements, were somewhat bemused to be told that fewer words were better than a long, wordy definition.

[F]rom the bluff-head, where I watched to-day, / I saw her in the doldrums; for the wind / Was light and baffling.