I staggered on hearing Archaic Achilles babbling streamfuls of nonsense About a dainty slave and screeching like rapids and tumbling Over those invectives into his tent,

[…] Roni clears away the dishes and returns with a plate of jaw-breaking, fillings-yanking, elderly butterscotch chewies.

How was last night? Too much pound town and not enough necking, ya know?

The “Black Shoe” title is a carryover from the days of coal-burning ships […]