I belong to what I suspect is the majority: those who don’t give a monkeys about goal and appearance records anyway. […] They are just a form of player stats, after all, and we all know what right-minded football fans think of that devil-ridden number-crunchery.

There is, betwixt that smile we would aspire to, / That sweet aspect of princes, and their ruin, / More pangs and fears than wars or women have:

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Convertible case acts as both carrying case and stand for controls (when not clipped to keystrip).