the long-necked geese of the world that are ever hissing dispraise […]

The young minds had first to be emptied, and then carbolically scoured, before they could be filled with The Truth.

Today i had a chance encounter with our English department webmaster. Some alt.slacker--Oh, i wonder who it could be?--using the terribly clever nom-de-plume, anonymous, accused me of sexual harassment, among other transparent lies and misrepresentations. Our whole encounter exists in the public record, thread on thread, message on message; did he really think anyone would believe so outrageous a claim?

If the newer version performs as well for half the cost, the decision is a no-brainer.