While ‘retconning' the scripts, I came up with a number of theories that throw new light on the Doctor, his past, and various other elements […]

The breezy call of incense-breathing Morn, / The swallow twittering from the straw-built shed,

It's really chucking it down! I'm glad I brought my umbrella.

Can I help you? Why are you standing there looking at me like that?