[A] blasé age like our own that is familiar with pragmatism and radical empiricism, that has survived the wild castigations of a Nietzsche in the domain of morals and is popularly pleased rather than otherwise with a Bergson's pillorying of the intellect on a charge of false pretences to the power of comprehending life, is incapable of such excitement.

Cheesecake is an especially delicious dessert.

As for Melvin Gunderson, someone finally hauled his skinny ass combover hairdoed head out of the yellowgreen couched faux wood paneled orifice office and into court, but my parents were too sensible for lawsuits.

I'll pick the one with the nicest name.