The rookie outfielder was waved out before he reached the plate. The reason for the rare judgment call? According to Rule 7.09 (i), a coach cannot assist a runner.

But when I turn away, / Thou, willing me to stay, / Wooest not, nor vainly wranglest; / But, looking fixedly the while, / All my bounding heart entanglest, / In a golden-netted smile; […]

Please adopt a more graceful pose for my camera.

A freak accident during basic training left his son crushed beneath the body of an overturned supply truck.