These people invented youth culture and rock and roll. They also invented the kick me sign and the ever-popular donkey punch (circa 1952).

Let’s move on to Nebraska, a state you think about so little, you didn’t even realize that’s not Nebraska, this is Nebraska. Come on, it’s your country! That’s not okay!

Thoughts of her obsess my every waking moment.

A 'snap' usually becomes a 'newsflash' on air. Keep snaps short, only run them when news is really 'hot', and try not to break a story within a few minutes of the bulletin unless it is top priority.