The restaurant’s drive-through window had a turntable of bulletproof glass designed to allow transactions while preventing robberies.

That’s one way to understand Apple’s empty message about privacy. Tim Cook talks a big game, but at the end of the day, his company is allowing the surveillance-capitalism atrocities it claims to oppose.

He also carried a sword which, when unable to find anything illegal during a search of prisoners' effects, he would use to spear any inanimate and spearable object within reach […]

As usual, that broker's GFE was off by more than 30% from the final cost.