You can, if you like, give the completed cork wall a protective coating of sealer, stain, varnish, wax or polish, so you will be able to use liquid cleaners on it.

Billy-Bob is a nasty old crank! He chased my cat away.

In 2007, one year after finishing second in the Seattle International Comedy Competition (losing out to Vancouverite Damonde Tschritter, but placing ahead of American Rory Scovel, no less), Myrehaug won the Great Canadian Laugh-Off in Toronto, taking home a cool $25,000 for his efforts. That’s a lot of Sir Robert Bordens for anyone, let alone for a kid in Canadian show biz.

You know the truth: you’re no different to that ageing hippy pal of your dad’s who once barged into your bedroom while you and your mates were smoking a joint and cringily demanded: ‘Hey man, pass the vibes.’