Some of the principall Officers, presuming by this small beginning that all was theirs returned to Paris, gallantized it in the City, tooke their pleasure, considered not that their Lords lay in Tents, and betook them to their beds of ease, to the danger, not ruine of his Majesties affairs, whose wakefull eye attending his own, and his peoples welfare, saw what might ensue upon their supine negligence, and salved all againe by an Edict which like a mundifying unguent, cleansing the ulcer, restrained their luxurie, the purport whereof is as followesth.

The eye is under-accommodated for near objects but over-accommodated for distant ones.

Des. […] And stood within the blank of his displeasure / For my free speech! (Act III, scene 11)

My emotional bottom came when someone ballsily asked to borrow my ID so he could get in!