It's a little trick called retcon, short for retroactive continuity, […] Yet I'm unsure even Millar is fully aware of the power given him by the retcon.

No—sir—if I sink, I sink; but d——e, I'll go down ship-shape and with dignity.

Wiſe are thy words, and glad I would obey, / But this proud man affects imperial ſway.

McPhee would have had a hairy canary if the flabby, sweaty bastard before her started gyrating to music and taking his egg stained jumper off to reveal his man boobs.