If the ship takes on any more water, it’ll be goodnight Vienna for us all.

The independence ceremony could not keep the blush of April's revolution, when carnations had seemed to sprout from every buttonhole, from fading.

He was concluding one of the touchiest royal occasions in recent memory, an anonymous morning-dressed figure taking the black-gloved hand with a formal shake.

THUS EL STUPIDO MARKS HIS RETURN WITH MORE OFF TOPIC POSTS! GET OUT NOW SCUM! STAY OUT!