Cleverley was a central figure as England took the lead inside three minutes. He saw his shot handled by Moldovan defender Simion Bulgaru and Lampard drilled home the penalty in trademark fashion.

I knoweleche to the that ther nys no goonge more stynkynge thenne my soule is.

Teen-age hoods steal cars in cities, take them into the pines, strip them, ignite them, and leave the scene.

Guessing competitions were tackled with much enthusiasm, followed by a beetle drive, and judging by the laughter, this was popular with all.