All that beheard three witty young men, 'Twas Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John, […]

A new technology has enabled man to take gardening away from women and turn it into agriculture; the plow is the great phallus that separates the labia majora of the furrows of earth, and the plow is under the majesty of Enki.

The train remained stationary for a few moments, before lurching forward along the track.

The intention of this preface is not to persuade mankind to enter into our quarrels, but to vindicate the author from being censured for taking any indecent liberty with a faculty he has the honour to to a member of.