There is a period during which the children hear their mother denouncing that woman through closed doors, but the rival turns out to be only Mary Baker Eddy, in whose Boston yogibogeybox Walter had at last found a spiritual home.

In comedolysis, stimulation of epithelial turnover leads to an increased production of loose horny cells which no longer stick tightly together.

Shall it be a giggy thing, or a carty thing, or a butty thing?

From glasses gassing with Belgian Grimbergen and French Kronenbourg to bottles brimming with Sagres in Lisbon, Newcastle Brown Ale in New York and Baltika in Belarus, not to mention a warehouse full of Fosters, to which S&N bought full European rights last week, the video party swung on to a final cheers from a bar full of youthful brandophiles.