“Oh yes, we mustn't let sweet Sarah get her fee-fees hurt. God knows how fragile she is. […]

I'll wager that Johnson knows something about all this.

The CMS team claimed they had seen a bump in their data corresponding to a particle weighing in at 125.3 gigaelectronvolts (GeV) - about 133 times heavier than the protons that lie at the heart of every atom. They claimed that by combining two data sets, they had attained a confidence level just at the five-sigma point - about a one-in-3.5 million chance that the signal they see would appear if there were no Higgs particle.

A through northbound service to Finsbury Park […] was the 'Theatre Express'. It was meant to serve theatre-goers who lived on the main-line stops beyond Finsbury Park, say, Enfield. […] But there weren't enough culture vultures in places like Enfield to justify the service.