But already is the day of their avengement begun; the hero is at length arisen who shall send all such as bear enmity to the true Church, or trust in works of their own, to Tophet!

Similarly , if mom or dad choose to do something other than play with the little feathered buzzsaws, as occasionally we humans do , the birds would have no choice but to play with whatever was handy: chairs, lamps, cabinets, pillows, or original Picasso... you get the idea.

You took me to your library and kissed me in the stacks.

His story is a pure myth.