Betty's driving me wackadoo. Betty? I puzzle, stepping out the door behind her. The wicked stepmother. Betty Crocker.

One of these big boys came up to me, aslither, on his feet, no skates.

If that weren’t enough, in 1993 she married Karl von Habsburg, otherwise known as Archduke Karl of Austria, Prince Royal of Hungary and Bohemia, and the couple set up home in Salzburg, producing two archduchesses and an archduke.

Are ye gannin te cadge a lift of yoer fatha?