I shall see some squeaking Cleopatra boy my greatness.

God knows, does He? grinned Andy, unfazed. Why hasn't He struck me dead then, kiddo? Chris looked at him. Just because He hasn't yet doesn't mean He won't. I hope I'm not standing next to you when it happens, that's all. Yarbles!

Every time since has been a disaster. Our sex life always has been. After k.b.ing me for ages, she’d eventually let me shag her.

i dedicate this playlist to all my hoes who want to simp in viet. this takes u on an adventure to the modern angsty world of vietnam. this is where we can get into all our feels culturally. we all gonna mfking be CRYING IN THE VIETNAMESE CLUB!!