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In September 2007, Jimbo Wales, Wikipedia's panjandrum — himself an inclusionist who believes that if people want an article about every Pokemon character, then hey, let it happen — posted a one-sentence stub about Mzoli's […]

I warrant you, said Chiffinch the female, nodding, but rather to her own figure reflected from a mirror, than to her politic husband, I warrant you we will find means of occupying him that will sufficiently fill up his time.

Vampirics kill to eat, not to play. Mostly.