In short, never was a Dr. Slop so beluted, and so transubstantiated, since that affair came into fashion.

At the Salvos, the writer claimed, she found emotional support and got her electricity bill paid. But the Salvos are often dealing with the desperate – “losers” – and their emergency needs for food and shelter, while the focus of the megachurches is unapologetically middle class […] .

Dear Editor, / HOT! HOT! HOT! / I am referring, of course, to newsreaderess Sandra Sully.

Christmas gifts are commonly known to be wrapped in paper.