In health, good air, pleasure, riches, I am resolved it cannot be equalled by any region.

The usual technique for making caramel is to mix table sugar with some water, then heat until the water has boiled off and the molten sugar colors.

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Anyway, I lie here and imagine grandfather celebrating a heavenly potlache – (heaven is the only place he'll ever celebrate it, for it's long since been forbidden by the government here on earth) – and the great Christian gates are opening for him now, and behind him the charred remains of his pipe and his blue denims bear witness to the last potlache of all.