His plan to take over the business was blocked by the boss.

[…] But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at: I am not what I am.

Some French dude food commanded me to come with him and gave me this ridiculous coiffure and coloured me pink and gave me to a luscious looking cattess who has been very nice to me.[…]Only the cattess is gone and my feline littermate and I have been left to our own devices.[…]Another cattess, kinda pale but formerly tabby, popped out of a book and seems to be hooking up everyone in the castle, including my original cattess.

My ſcoles are not for unthriftes untaught, For frantick faitours half mad and half ſtraught; But my learning is of another degree To taunt theim like liddrons, lewde as thei bee.