Though both are virgins, Violet develops a crush on a dapper, eerily suave student at N.Y.U. who moonlights as a club promoter and appears regularly on Page Six. Whereas Cheryl, devoted to her work, is skeeved by the sleazeballs twice her age who hit on her in clubs and on the street.

Can you swim underwater?

And sharp remorse his heart did prick and nip.

I’m absolutely positive you've spelt that wrong.