As business prose is prose for drool-bucket doofoids, so everyday business math is math for blistering bozos.

The recent arrangement, obtained by Lord Stratford, as to the case of a Christian renegading to Mohammedanism […]

The boy played with a model of a World War II fighter plane.

Kristofer'd gotten it through his head shortly after their arrival to swim naked in the lake, such as it was, and his skin blemished into a lasagna of red hives, white welts, and disarming yellowish spots.