All outward signs suggest that catatonics have ceased being subjects by virtue of having transformed themselves into veritable objects.

Some deem it sweet to wander far abroad, / And view the beauties of another shore; / Some deem it sweet to shun affection's road, / And haunts of them whom once they did adore.

My favorite actor is Jack Nicklaus. Jack Nicholson, even.

It may come as a surprise to many readers of this article, but ambulance staff are still expected to be carrying sick and injured people down flights of stairs even when that ambulanceperson is just one day short of his 65th birthday!