She hangs up on me. I can't believe her. One minute she's nice to me and the next she's a psychobitch.

Coordinate term: give it the gun

the stares of astonished passers-by

Of course, there was the requisite shot from when they both appeared on Oprah, hand-holding shots on red carpets with Celia in a flame of an orange dress and Kick in a smooth tuxedo sporting the ultrablond hair from one of his summer blockbuster movies.