The episode’s unwillingness to fully commit to the pathos of the Bart-and-Laura subplot is all the more frustrating considering its laugh quota is more than filled by a rollicking B-story that finds Homer, he of the iron stomach and insatiable appetite, filing a lawsuit against The Frying Dutchman when he’s hauled out of the eatery against his will after consuming all of the restaurant’s shrimp (plus two plastic lobsters).

I once saw Hassett drop England opening batsman and compulsive hooker, Cyril Washbrook, twice in succession at deep fine leg.

[C]yber worship here deals with the provision of a virtual wired Web to the basic needs of the human self, that is, the trio: body (physical), mind and soul (metaphysical). In this sense, innernet implies the real-time connectivity with an external world.

[…] chaste Winifrid: who chose Before her mayden-gem she forcibly would lose, To have her harmlesse life by the leud Rapter spilt: