Yeah yeah. Come on, I'm serious. This isn't fair. You're lying there, spent and satisfied, sweat still glistening on your forehead and chest, and I'm still worked up. Can I have that handjob, please? Or something? (I would ask for a titjob but my balls are blue enough already, lol?)

That isn't anything like a car.

the number of possible stackings of eight boxes

Pushy parents 'ruin sports days'