To come in manner of a sodaine tempest upon our armie […] and to put it in disray.

Otherwise the critic is unsure whether a garbled text is miscopied or misdictated or both.

For Liverpool, their season will now be regarded as a relative disappointment after failure to add the FA Cup to the Carling Cup and not mounting a challenge to reach the Champions League places.

We'll be serving supper buffet style.