It was not fashionable in those days to have too many friends of the Democratish persuasion. And this even though he didn't look Democratish.

Therefore Gentlemen, / And kinde Spectators, if I haue out-ſtript / An old mans gratuitie, or ſtrict canon, thinke / What a yong Wife, and a good Brayne may doe: / Stretch Ages truth ſometimes, and crack it too.

The superbabes would all be after him once they got a look at this thing. Man, she could probably do zero to sixty in five flat.

It consisted of a rude wooden stool , and still ruder hatch or bed-frame