when the Ichneumon is to grapple with the Crocodile, he walloweth his body in the mire, then lets the same drie and harden upon him[…].

What would happen to all the holidays that bring families together once people discover they'd rather stay home and pet the kitty or spank the monkey?

Guard the prisoner.

I feel like makin' love to you / That's the time / I feel like makin' dreams come true