while paddling ducks the standing lake desire

The gigaflop supercomputers of today are almost useless. What is needed is a teraflop machine...

Sloops, cutters, smacks, hoys &c. have a main-sail abaft the mast, as the brigs; upon and before the mast they have a square sail, or cross-jack; and, above the cross-jack, a small sail, called a save-all top-sail; above that is a top-sail, called a swallow-tailed top-sail, and the next is the top-gallant-sail.

I don't trust him; his claims seem fishy to me.