Would you like a Caesar salad for lunch?

Fatima claims to have visited all the bars within a five-mile radius of her Manhattan apartment.

I therefore propose that we, as Alt.1ders, respond forthwith and create a Cascade, whereby each contributor/reader of Alt.1d adds their name, organisation, and location with a ditty (NOT MORE THAN 2 LINES).)

Never, elsewhen, from heaven when all serene / Fell there more levin-bolts; nor flamed so oft / Comets with curses fraught.