Landlines are like e-mail: so two thousand and late.

[M]any hospitals have essentially abandoned any serious effort to raise funds from donors. They could, like universities, conduct fund-raising campaigns and establish endowments to cover the shortfall caused by widespread fraud (i.e., the false promise by government and insurance to pay patients' medical expenses), but instead they mercilessly gouge their uninsured patients.

That was a quick meal.

As a retired sergeant, you should fit into the crowd at the officers' club.