It was no wonder the shipping insustry in Australia was flatlining under the Labor Party. You could not resuscitate the Australian shipping industry with a Packer whacker under Labor.

Catching him near the rope swing, she reached in the hip pocket of his overalls, hoping to snatch the gum, but her hand went through a hole and she grabbed his weenus instead.

He is an unusual individual.

not in his favoured midfield role, either but as a false No 9: the sort of role Guardiola only hands to his chosen, crystalline few: Mario Götze at Bayern Munich (less successfully), Lionel Messi at Barcelona (a little more so).