When Earhart and Jarvis found out that the Crappiethon Classic would be held at Lake Harris in Hot Springs, Arkansas, one year, they knew they had to develop new strategies for taking papermouths, because the lake was deep and clear -- unlike most of the lakes in their native state of Tennessee.

Together they made trips to town or junketed over the country in search of furniture and dishes of which Miss Sally had heard.

Oh, when will it end?

His most radical legacy is having seduced a heterosexual public with soft-core homoerotica.