I am holding out for more money.

Pretending to be hot bears a distinct resemblance to self-rape, but it's a rape accompanied by boredom instead of fear.

For a mediologist to base his choice (parametrically, he might argue) on the most basic, mechanical attributes of the photograph (nimble and spontaneous) appears ill thought-out, irresponsible even, given his call on the following page for a 'critical spirit in the face of audiovisual bombardment'.

Saliba, meanwhile, has returned to Arsenal looking like the finished article after the 21-year-old France defender spent loan spells at Saint-Etienne, Nice and Marseille. He has been imperious since the opening game at Brentford, establishing a formidable partnership with Gabriel.